My Theory

Of course everyone can tell at this point that I am procrastinating on a number of more important topics. However, I was told that it was crucial that this theory was posted before it was forgotten. I will also invite anyone to add their suggestions for additions to this theory's list:

University as a Casino

1. You are enticed through the doors with the promise of large financial gains (entrance scholarships etc.).

2. Once you get in, you must pay in advance before you can use the facilities (enrollment fee and class costs).

3. You are not warned about excessive surcharges (interest against your account).

4. In classrooms there are frequently: no working clocks (so you cannot tell when to leave); doorknobs that fall off (so you are locked in); and most importantly those new security cameras (so you don't cheat, or steal things?)

5. Paying out a large amount of money does not guarantee you credits

6. There are no such things as "freebies" especially in terms of food (unless you know people, or you a privileged high-roller)

7. No matter how you fight, the administration is NOT in your favour

8. Once they get you in, you cannot stop spending (seems as though we have to buy books all year long!).

9. Staff who help, rather than deter, students in playing their cards right are disciplined for teaching them how to profit from the institution. (Dave's addition)

Happy Reading all!

Addendum: I will be modelling for the York U multicultural week tomorrow (Tuesday Feb 8) at 1:00pm. Anyone who wants to come out to support our multiculturalism, (mine in particular is: Carib, East Indian, Irish, and Hungarian) please feel free to.