The Rules

Thanks to one of my friends a few years ago, a birthday gift that he felt appropriate for me. I henceforth present: THE RULES.

The FEMALE always makes the Rules.

The Rules are subject to chage at any time without prior notification.

No MALE can possibly know all The Rules.

If the FEMALE suspects the MALE knows all the Rules she must immediately change some or all The Rules.

The FEMALE is never wrong.

If the FEMALE is wrong, it is due to a misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the MALE did or said wrong.

The MALE must apologize immediately for causing said misunderstanding.

The FEMALE may change her mind at any time.

The MALE must remain calm at all times unless the FEMALE wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The FEMALE must under no circumstances let the MALE know whether or not she wants him to be angry and/or upset.

The MALE is expected to mind read at all times.

The FEMALE is ready when she is ready.

The MALE must be ready at all times.

Any attempt to document The Rules could result in bodily harm.